I hate coyness. I realized that being with me is much like the second rule of Project Mayhem: “You decide your own level of involvement.”
Just discovered the teachers lounge where I work has a sandwich toaster oven. Lewis and Clark can kiss my converse. Long live melted cheese.
I know this dead baby bird on the ground should remind me of how frail life is, but it just reminds me how awesome ants are.
*singing* Schooooooooools out for Labor day!
The 1st National Bank’s 2nd Annual 3rd Thursday 4-square tournament held on May 5th. . thingsiwishexisted
“My fists should have the letters D.D.S. tattooed on them because they are so good at extracting teeth.” - Regan Arevalos quote
This summer has been a real dick. Cut it out already.
Who knew that the same man who robbed banks in the 1930’s would also make furniture in the 50’s?! georgenelson art ikea mcnay
“I am the modern day lesbian’s alternative to lesbians.” - Regan Arevalos lesbian quote quotes love realtalk
“Truly good people are those that are fully aware of the evil they can do but choose not to.” - Regan Arevalos quotes good evil quote
“I’m enough of a douchbag as it is… The last thing I need is a tattoo.” -Regan Arevalos tattoo originality quote punkrock
All I have ever wanted to do is demonstrate how demonstrative I can be with you. - Regan Arevalos quote truth futuresonglyrics
quoteoftheday “Yeah, sorry about all the meth talk. I just know i want kids some day.” - me
Peanuts are like the fat kids of the nut world, they are always picked last. sadtruth debtceiling cashewsarethejocks